In addition to being moderately handsome and extremely easy to work with, I know how to fly (and land) a plane, drive a boat, SCUBA dive, dance Bhangra, survive in the wilderness and count to ten in Spanish.
Dog Foster Parent.
Not to toot my own horn* too much, but I wrote these things.
*I can also play the trumpet.
Ok, that’s a lot of Ted. When you’re ready, let’s talk!